I have never even sniffed those shrubs, let alone pee on em! Now why would they go and put my picture on a sign like that when I've never even been over in that part of the neighborhood?! Now everyone in our new neighborhood is going to think "there goes that Edgar, browning up all our shrubs!" That's so rude, right furiends? I don't know what to do!
Diagnosis: dainty feet
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