This happened. And then This:
Yep...that's the remains of a turkey carcass...on the big bed. Mum and the fella also discovered hidden bits all night long...a drumstick buried in the couch cushion. Turkey skin buried in the Christmas tree skirt. And when they went to bed...turkey. In the bed. Under the covers. Buried. Yep - I'm in pretty hot water. Add all of that to mum's freak out about me not supposing to have cooked bones for splintering and such...I'm not sure how to get back in their good graces, because mum also took me with her to pop into work today to meet her new friends there...and I, uh...I pooped on the floor. Any ideas, furiends? I'm in the dog house.
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The trash incident is clearly their fault. THEY didn't put the gate back up. As for the turkey in the big bed, how does mum know it was you. I'd blame the fella. Pooping in the office well that's saying I like here and I'm comfortable enough to take a poop. Now flash those baby brown eyes at her and she'll forgive you.
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Sully
Oh WOW Edgar! When you mess up, you just jump right in with all four paws, don't you!?
ReplyDeleteWe say start turning on the Scottie charm asap. Head tilts, big, soulful stares with those arooootiful brown eyes of yours and a sprinkling of delightful Scottie aroooo's for good measure. That should do the trick.
Wally & Sammy
PeeS: We are in AWE of your mad food hiding skills! Good job!
Oh Edgar, yous gonna haf to find better hiding places if you don't want the peeps to keep finding your stash!
ReplyDeleteI haf my paws crossed that Fella furgets to put the gate back again fur you....wonder what you can snaffle next time?
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Boy Edgar when you do the bad you do it up BIG. But it would never have happen if they had put the gate back. You could have been hurt with all that turkey parts. I say make them get into YOUR good graces.
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WELL NOW EDGAR.... here is how it looks to US... FURST it was THEIR fault that the Trash was Raided... Second... WHERE is the PROOF that YOU were the Raider??? This could have been the work of a SQUIRREL... or a SNOW FREAK even... WHERE is the PROOF??????
ReplyDeleteAs fur the Pooping INDOORS!!! Peeps do it ALL the time. We see NO REASON why Now and Then... WE can't do it too!!!
There is NO CALL AT ALL fur YOU to be in HOT WATER...
We've had that happen too, and I know how your Mum is feeling, a bit too much I'm afraid. But I know your charm will get you out of the dog house pretty quickly -- We two-leggers have a way of forgetting.
ReplyDeleteI just hope you're okay, and that the trash stops tempting you!! --We can't even keep ours inside any more...
Edgar expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and repeat to yourself, the most comforting words of all; this, too, shall pass. I hope this passes before Christmas or else you can expect that proverbial lump of coal. Or maybe that lump of dump you made at Mom's work.
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Sweet William The Scot
You ate some of the turkey and it had to come out so you pooped. You should see how worried they get if you don't poop for a while.
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