i'm sorry - i won't post any pictures to relive the indignity...it was awful. my mama decided that my natural scottish musk was becoming offensive and declared today BATH DAY!! before i new i was plunked in the tub and covered with suds. the worst of it all was afterwards when she aimed this thing at me that sounded like the vacuum monster, but blew air out instead of sucked things in. and now i smell like oatmeal and lavender. blech!
Diagnosis: dainty feet
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